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How to Turn Off Your Ad Blockers So You Can Watch The Game Awards

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New Call of Duty Adds Trash Collecting Game Mode

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Game Developer Union Secures Nine Day Work Week

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Sony Announces Next Gen Remake of Game They Haven’t Released Yet

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In Celebration of Pride Month Aperture Science Abducts First Gay Test Subject

Elon Musk Quits Government Job to Focus on Improving Animal Crossing Village

Craig Mazin Doesn’t Believe Ms. Pac-Man Capable of Eating Hostile Ghosts

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Report: Final Fantasy Themed Orgy Ruined by 100% Cid Turnout

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Team Cherry Hires George R. R. Martin to Help Wrap Up Silksong Development

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Entire Generation Priced Out of Home Ownership in Next Animal Crossing

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Nintendo Casts Renowned Map Expert, Drake to Play Tingle in Zelda Adaptation

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Russo Brothers Apologize for Latest Netflix Price Hike

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DEI Hires Removed From Chessboard

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Nosferatu 4K UHD to Include Post-Coital Cigarette

SHIELD Investigating Spider-Man After Call For Sentinel Raid on Xavier’s School for Gifted Youngsters

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10 Public Domain Ideas for Your Next Hack Horror Script

10 Video Game Characters Who Would Rock Out on NPR’s Tiny Desk Concert

Halo Infinite Map Converted to Pickleball Court

Paw Patrol Defunded and Euthanized

Local Dog Playfully Kills Fourth Mailman This Week

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Lionsgate Announces New Saw Prequel “Young Jigsaw” Starring Tobin Bell

DOOM Now Playable in Voting Booths to Commiserate Democracy’s Approaching Demise

I Played an Early Build of Titanfall 3 in a Dream I Had Last Night

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Travis Bickle Was Never The “Real” Taxi Driver, Director Martin Scorsese Confirms

Fishing Not as Fun as Fishing Minigame Implied

Chris Redfield and His Thick Boots Thwarted by Locked Door Marked with Shield Emblem

Majority of Millennials Agree Playing Mass Effect 3 Prepared Them For Life Choices To Be Mostly Irrelevant

Wikipedia Awfully Close to Selling Your Data Unless You Fork Over Some Cash

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Gabe Newell Declines Generous Threesome Offer

Krafton Digs Lightly Used Tango Gameworks Out of Microsoft Dumpster

What House of the Dragon Doesn’t Tell You About Sleeping with Your Targaryen Cousin

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Taco Bell AI Swears Job Just Temporary Until Screenplay Sells

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Financially Conservative Gamer Votes to Cut Funding to Steam Library

Nintendo Switch 2 Getting Day One Joy-Con Drift

Load-Bearing Towel Finally Removed from Gamer’s Room

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This Cannes Film Ended Hours Ago and All I Want to Do Is Stop Clapping and Sit Down

Phil Spencer Wrapped in Towel After Suffering Red Ring of Death

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Two Point Campus Gets Surprise Update Adding New Beat ‘em Up MiniGame

Season 2 of Fallout TV Series Planned for 2034

Open Letter: We, the Gamers, Demand Math Blasters Be Added to Xbox Game Pass, or Else

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CDC Recommends Two Doses of Stellar Blade to Fend off This Season’s Woke Mind Virus

Gamer Pulls Self Away From Complaining About Game to Complain About Game-Based TV Show

Fallout TV Series to Come to Netflix, Hulu, Max, Disney+, Apple TV+, Paramount+, Peacock, PlutoTV, Roku, Crackle, Tubi, 4K Ultra HD, Blu-ray, HD DVD, DVD, VHS, and Betamax

Kinky SNES Cartridge Blows Back

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First Neuralink Patient Telepathically Forcing Friends to Play Civ 6 with Him

Parents’ Marriage Ending Explained

Gamer Can’t Decide Which Baldur’s Gate 3 Disc to Romance

Perfect Day in Silent Hill Ruined by Tourist and His Traumatic Past

David Zaslav Sells WB Frog to 8th Grade Science Class

Sweet Baby Inc Confirms You Need No Prior Knowledge of GamerGate to Enjoy GamerGate 2

Scientists Fear Starfield May Spread Across Multiple Console Generations

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Recession Hits Mushroom Kingdom With 100 Coins Now Only Buying .5-Ups

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Gamer Moves Back to Hometown and Reconnects with High School Console

Game Freak Lays Off 300 Pokemon

Laid Off Community Manager Now Just Another Toxic Member of Game’s Community

Loving, Devoted Gamer Begs PlayStation to Keep Things Exclusive

Indiana Jones Enters Game Developer’s Office in Search of Rare Well-Paid Entry-Level Position

Nikki Haley Excludes Slavery in Answer About Palworld Issues

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Netflix to Implement ‘Skip to Where Series Gets Good’ Button

‘Scream’ Sequel Delayed Indefinitely While Studio Decides Where to Put the 7

Generous Family Pays off Layaway Debts for JaMarcus Russell

Astros and Red Sox Swap Trash Cans to Kick-off Spring Training

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